For this story I am about to tell I would like to set the scene a little bit for you and try to give you a mental image of what I'm talking about. Picture a cracked out menstral case, who has dirt still on her from the county fair and one less tooth!~ OH and it's Peach Days.
Every year around this time we have a wonderful town celebration, Peach Days. One of my most favorite things about Peach Days is the treats that are made available to us. Such as, Cotton Candy, Carmel Apples, Churros and so on and so forth. WELLL this year I saw a sign in one of the windows that said "Spiced Almonds". I thought to myself "hmm I wonder if they are the kind of almonds they sell around Christmas time in the mall? because those are my fav." So I went up to the window and simply asked "What is on your spiced almonds?" A harmless question RIGHT?? Well apparently to one of the Carni Queens it was quite an irritating question, so her reply was "S-P-I-C-E-S!" I wasn't really sure as to why this toothless wonder was being such a snatch and quite frankly I didn't care because that little comment made me boil over with anger. I looked at her and said "WHAT KIND OF S-P-I-C-E-S??????" Wrong thing to say I guess because she was an even bigger snatch and I actually think her last tooth fell out when she yelled back "VANILLA, SUGAR, CINNAMON, HONEY!!!" UUHHHH Oh hell no, she did not just loose a tooth over that question, and I know she didn't just yell at me.. I really couldn't say much back you see because I have all my teeth, so I just said " I'll take a bag of those." What I really wanted to say was " Oh really? Is that why the sign says SPICED ALMONDS? Gosh I had no idea they were being literal when they printed that. AND further more cracked out carni if I taste these almonds and they do not have cinnamon on them I am pretty sure I will march back over here and pull out the last strand of your meth coated hair!!!! OOOOOKKKKK????" I mean seriously it's not my fault she is dipping carmel apples for a living (no offense to carmel apple dippers). Maybe she should have showered more often then McDonalds might have picked her up as a cheerful fry maker! BITTY! Needless to say I was so destrot by this whole incident I pretty much shared it with anyone who was willing to listen, like the other almond guy (who's almonds are MUCH better) who could have given a shit less. Point of my story is DON'T EVER ASK WHAT IS ON SPICED ALMONDS, SOMEONE MIGHT LOOSE A TOOTH OVER IT!
