Excuse me sir!

I have this very funny inappropriate story that I would like to share. I was absolutely floored when I heard this!! (I must warn everyone, there is some graphic parts)

Today at work this girl I work with asked for my opinion on a little situation that happened to her, so I was all ears (I love giving advice)!
Well one night her and her husband went on this double date with some friends (who just got married) to a movie, then dinner and then they decided to go to Tremonton for fireworks. Her friend asked if they could borrow some blankets because they hadn't brought any, so of course my co-worker gives them a couple of blankets for the fireworks that night, and when I say fireworks I mean FIREWORKS!

Anyways, they get to the park and lay out their blankets and sit down. The next thing you know my co-worker looks over and her friends were underneith the blankets "dry humping". Well you can imagine the look on my co-workers face. It was sort of a look of discust, surprise and embarrassment all in one. This went on for a little while, and people were starting to stare (mind you children were at play). My co-worker was so upset she was about to cry so her and her husband got up and went and got drinks. When they came back a police officer came over to them (the 4 of them) and said "excuse me sir?" My coworkers husband replied to him thinking he was talking to him, the police officer says "not you, HIM!" pointing to Mr.Humpy! The police officer takes him aside and tells him to stop and that that was inappropriate, and to everyone's astonishment the kid reply's "It's not like we were naked." By this time my co-worker was so mortified she was about to leave them at the park, forget the blankets she was for getting out of there they could find their own way home. But better judgement got the best of her and they decided to stay...... About half way into the fireworks show, she see's her friend out of the corner of her eye rubbing/itching her stomach. My co-worker was starting to get suspicious so she looked over and Mr.Humpy was licking his wife's nipple right there for everyone to see. My co-worker was FURIOUS! As soon as the fireworks were over they packed up and headed home. The car was absolutely silent the whole way home, mostly because the other couple was sucking face in the back. When they arrived home their friends acted like the night was just beginning but my co-worker had had it! She was so damn mad and embarrassed she just told them she had to work in the morning so they would leave (and they did). END OF STORY!

When my co-worker was done telling me the story I didn't know weather to laugh hysterically or be angry for her. WHO in their RIGHT MIND would go to a park where families are sitting waiting to watch fireworks, and just get under some blankets and start HUMPING! I mean come on was it so necessary to do that in public. My hell you waited how long to have sex with your husband and now you can't even wait a couple of hours. You have to go to a park and scar little childrens lives forever! I would NEVER go anywhere with them again if it was me. If I had been the one doubling with them I would have pulled the damn blanket off of them and continued to beat the liven shit out of them. That couple should be so ashamed and completely embarrassed. Other bystanders went home that night with a story to pass down to all of their children about the morons at the park who were playing pokey pokey and didn't care who was watching.

Moral of the story: If you find it necessary for you and your partner to fondel each other DO IT IN PRIVATE!

2 down and 2 to go!

YAY Brett will be home in 2 short months! Time has gone by fairly fast, and I am finding things to do to keep me occupied (such as buying a house)!

Brett is doing good. He works long hours and he still manages to go to the gym over there. I love that about him, he has such motivation and stamina to go and do. Occasionally they get to sleep in and have a little break from the everyday routine!

He emailed me something funny about a week ago. He told me they (whoever they is) finally changed the shower curtains in the shower room and low and behold when he went the next day to shower, the shower curtains are CLEAR! He said "WHO PUTS CLEAR SHOWER CURTAINS IN AN ALL MALE PUBLIC RESTROOM?!" HAHA and to top it all off the sinks are only 2 feet in front of the shower, so while he is shaving and brushing his teeth, he gets the joy of watching some guy scrub his bumb! hahahahahah I think its rather funny. How stinkin uncomfotable would that be, your just trying to get in and get out and while you are brushing your doofies you have a naked guy behind you drying off! hahaha! God Bless the troops because I don't think I could ever do it! I wonder if the women shave their legs???? Over there they have to take military showers which consists of, get in wet down turn the water off soap up and turn the water back on and wash off and get out! I think he said like 2 min showers or something! So it makes me wonder how the women shave their legs if they do at all.... I will ask because I know everyone else is dying to know that answer! hahaha

Anyways over the next two months I will be:
Moving into my new house, and getting it all decorated and cleaned up nice
Go to the BE county fair
Peach Days (which means only about 3 more weeks until he comes home)
And also help my sister out with her lil goslins.
I hope time will fly by!
OH and I want to see if I can manage to obsess about someone else! hahahahahahahhahah (to all who understood that, lets laugh!)

WOW! Is all I have to say about this one!

If you have read my page then you will recall a post I wrote in June "All the bigger girls in the world unite". Let me just clarify to everyone the reason I made that post. I wrote that blog because I read something on another person's blog page that lite a fire underneith me and I wanted to share my thoughts with everyone and give MY OPINION (I could have sworn I had the right to do so), that person did the same, she had an opinion about something and posted about it which is fine, I didn't write her and cuss her for it. All I was saying was be curtious and try to consider what other ppl are going to think!



Well this evening I received quite a nasty comment (which you can view on my comment section from my last blog) accusing me of being obssesed with this person and I am the one who is white trash and I will never be skinny and pretty like this girl (very very sad about that, lemme tell you, that one cut to the core ; ) ) and on and on and on! First of all, I never once mentioned anyone's name and I never sent them a comment with a bunch of dramatic hoolah. All I was simply doing was posting a blog about something I felt (which is totally legal). I do not need nor do I want drauma in my life. I have this blog page for a fun way to stay connected and also to see what my friends are up to. If you disagree with my previous blog, great thats just fine you are entitled to YOUR OPINION, but please do not send me slanderise comments (which is illegal) telling me what I am or am not. I have the right to use MY blog page how I want. If you don't like it DON'T COME TO IT! I read something I didn't like so I don't go there anymore, and I never left them nastiness about what they posted. Plain and simple! It's really sad that ppl who are graduated from high school are married and have 2 kids post comments on other ppls blogs to create drama, it just shows their level of maturity and lack there of!



With that said. THIS IS JANDI DECARLO'S PERSONAL BLOG PAGE. I WILL WRITE WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT. WHEN YOU COME TO MY PAGE, READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, LEAVE!!!!!!!! AND DO NOT LEAVE ME NASTY MEAN COMMENTS, BECAUSE I WILL PUBLISH THEM AND EXPOSE YOUR IMMATURE ASS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNN.



Regular blogging to commense.........NOW!

I have been tagged!

3 JoYs*
Uno- Getting to play with Brooklyn
Dos- The thought of Brett coming home soon
Tres- My new home.

.3 FeArS*
Uno- Dying to young, especially in a bad car accident.
Dos- Not going back to school
Tres- Never having kids

3 GoALs*
Uno- Go back to school and get done with Nursing, or something
Dos- Pay off alot some debt (I don't have very much, well ok besides my house I don't)
Tres- Loose all my extra weight since high school


3 CuRrEnT ObSeSsIoNs*
Uno- My new diet and trying to follow it as close as possible
Dos- Closing on my house
Tres- Finding a new job closer to my home


I'm supposed to tag three people so I'm tagging Cryssy, Jamie & Stacie!

The New Pledge of Allegiance~

My Dad had this forwarded to him, and I thought it was so awesome and wanted to share with everyone, I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did! What a smart kid!


WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA :

New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down to school
where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of him very odd

If scripture now the class recites
It violates the Bill of Rights
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a federal matter now

Our hair can be purple, orange or green
That's no offense; Its a freedom scene
The law is specific, the law is precise
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're aloud to cuss and dress like freaks
And pierce our nose, tongues and cheeks
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible
To quote the good book makes me liable
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen
and the "unwed daddy" our senior King
Its "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong
We're taught that such "judgements" do not belong

We can get our condoms, and birth controls
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed
No word of God must reach this crowd

It's scary here I must confess
When Chaos reigns the school's a mess
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
SHould I be shot, my soul please take.

Amen!

I love you Brett!

I want everyone to know that I LOVE BRETT L. SORENSON so much! This man is so damn amazing, he knows just what to do to make me smile and feel loved from over seas. Today I got flowers from Brett. I don't know how he did it but he did and I could not be more happy and blessed to have this man in my life! I took these pictures to send to him so he would know that I got them! So I thought eh i'll post em on my blog for everyone else to enjoy too!

So please feel free to smell the flowers! They smell wonderful by the way!

Me smellling my beautiful flowers~ My favorite color too!
I told my mom to do something funny, and this is what she came up with! I LOVE YOU MOM!
This is a sad sad picture! I look like i'm smuggling marshmallows in my cheeks! haha that is not even funny!~ It doesn't help that I didn't do my make up this morning either!

YAY! We bought a HOME!

So there is only 2 months until Brett will be coming home and we couldn't decide if we should rent or buy. Everywhere I looked to rent was so expensive and it wouldn't be ours, so I talked to him and we decided it would be better to put money towards a house of our own rather than renting for ever! Plus we can have our dogs and there is room to grow should we decide to! The house is a so beautiful and even more than I could have imagined! Its is the best feeling when you buy a house, to know that this place is YOUR OWN! YAY! no more listening to the neighbors do the deed (very repulsive might i add).

Enjoy the pictures, there will be more to come once I close and can get a key! Thanks for sharing everyone!



This is mine and Bretts beautiful home in Ogden!

Here is the down stairs, it's a whole lot bigger in person!

Our cute lil family room, of course that isn't my stuff in the house!

Our kitchen is so perfect!

The bathroom looks small but its alot wider! I love it love it!~